Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SupremeCommander]

you get a refund

* Space Ninja enters a gold coin

You get back one Rupee.

* SupremeCommander inserts a copy of Windows 3.1, and holds his hand over the slot to make sure it's not returned.

[Ad Bot]

[Space Ninja]

you notice that it was fake

* Space Ninja enters a shopping list

[PowerDag]

You get everything you ordered from the list, along with a repaired me.

* Dag inserts a closed bottle of beer.

[sir dooble]

You recieve a closed, yet empty bottle of beer.

sir dooble inserts one, three-legged puppy.

[Tom Gunn]

You get a puppies head.

* Tom Gunn inserts the below poster.

[PowerDag]

I climb back out the return slot and hit Tom with the metal baseball bat from my clone.

* Dag inserts Tom Gunn VERY painfully.

[Muzzles56]

You get a kick in the balls

* I insert Sulphiric Acid

[PowerDag]

A robotic arm comes out of the reciever slot and punches you.

* Dag inserts the sequel to this thread with a grumble.

[barrelroll5]

Your ass gets kicked.

* I put 1 pie

[PowerDag]

The pie pan flies out empty and hits your head.

* Dag inserts a random soda can

[KoopaScooper]

You get a Coka-Cola in a can.

* KoopaScooper inserts a MicroSD card.

[PowerDag]

You get it back, filled with research. 

* Dag inserts a hobo's disembodied richard-in-a-bag.

[Space Ninja]

You get a [CENSORED]

* Space Ninja enters PowerDag and all his clones

[Vulgus]

You get half a clone back
and this thing 
I insert a keybord

[WASSUP]

 You get a kick in the balls.

* WASSUP inserts PS3