Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Joeboy]

You get over nine thousand Rick Astley-flavoured Shoop da Whoops.

*Inserts a rusty meat hook*

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

You get rusty meat.

*Inserts a credit card*

[Kurly]

You get a screw driver

*Inserts Typewriter*

[Smash Fan]

You get 30 playboy magazines.

*Smash inserts himself*

[pecon7]

You get mutilated.

* pecon7 inserts burned chicken

[Joeboy]

You get it thrown back out again with a note attached to it saying "Cook it better next time."

*Inserts a wrench*

[LeetZero]

You get a button that once pressed kills you and explodes repetately and makes funny noises.... repetately.

* LeetZero inserts spam.

[NickTheSushi]

You get a better build.

* NickTheSushi inserts some loose change *

[Joeboy]

You get the money back in the form of notes.

*Inserts a tunneling vehicle*

[Kurly]

You get a creeper

*Inserts a stick of dynamite*

[hankyje]

You get an explosion that ends up killing you

*hankyje inserts one ? mark block

[hotshot87]

you get marios corps.

hotshot87 inserts 1$

[Vulgus]

you get marios corps.

hotshot87 inserts 1$

Mario Runs a corporation?

The dollar appears to go in, and a second later slides back out as if you inserted it incorrectly


I insert 4 quarters

[hotshot87]

you get a block of air

hotshot87 kicks the vending machine and runs

[Joeboy]

You find another one at the other end of the corridor. It looks angry.

*Inserts creeper dust*