Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Joeboy]

You get the basement cat, which inevitably causes a BATTLE of sorts.

*Inserts a ninepence*

*Is still inside the machine*

[Ad Bot]

[Gearz]

The machine gives you cake. With a bomb fuse sticking out of it.

I put in steam.

[Lil Robot]

You receive a window.

* Lil Robot inserts an empty soda can.

[Gearz]

The can comes back with a  in it!

I insert a fish.

[Joeboy]

That's fine by me. a perfectly normal cake with a bomb fuse sticking out of it. I'll just get rid of that part, then.

*Takes off the fuse and eats the cake*

[Joeboy]

Oh, and you get a shark. Yes, it eats you.

*Inserts the bomb fuse*

[Gearz]

You insert the fuse back into the machine. The fuse comes out, BUT with a whole bomb attached to it.

The fuse is lit. 

I insert weegee.

EDIT: my arm is missing.

[Blockland1337]

You get wario. He farts on you.
*Blockland1337 inserts $1*

[Red Cube]

I get an M1187 shotgun, and shoot the machine.
Red Cube inserts a shotgun shell

[rooster767]

The shotgun shell gets heated, and pointed at you when being inserted. Nuffsaid.

rooster767 inserts a Macintosh.

[hotshot87]

you get stuff
Hotashot87 inserts 1000000000$, all in pennies

[Smash Fan]

You get climaxed Smash.
*Smashs insert Badspot*

[Red Cube]

The shotgun shell gets heated, and pointed at you when being inserted. Nuffsaid.

rooster767 inserts a Macintosh.

The shell was spent :P

Badspot permabans all of you from the forums and everything.
red cube inserts smash's face

[rooster767]

You get your face. 

rooster767 inserts a vending machine

[SWAT One]

You get a Parallel Universe and a Dual-sided Black Hole Connecting the two, causing both universi to collapse, to produce nothing.  Mathmatical equation:   ¹/₀=-∞

* SWAT One inserts spy camera.