Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[hotshot87]

you find   (I'm not sure thats pudding)

I insert in 99 cents, all in pennies

[Ad Bot]

[Vulgus]

you find   (I'm not sure thats pudding)

I insert in 99 cents, all in pennies

The angry vending machine you previously kicked furiously shoots the pennies at you at 30 miles per hour

[hotshot87]

the vending machine then continues by raping me.

the vending machine inserts a snake into hotshot87's mouth

[Joeboy]

hotshot87's mouth is filled with cum.

The machine proceeds to wrap its vending machine tentacles around him.

[HellHound]

You get a condom

I insert an object that won't fit in the bill or coin slot.

[Tom Gunn]

Nothing happens seeing that you couldn't get it in.

I put a gold coin into the slot.

[Mardalf]

you get a parking token



*begins cutting the front open with a blowtorch*

[Wonder G]

The Anti-Tampering systems in the vending machine activate and cut your face in half.

*inserts a blank, yet used CD*

[Anti-Block]

The machine plays the CD, realizes it's brokencyde, and proceeds to kill you.

I insert a used condom.

[Joeboy]

You get 101 orphans.

*Inserts a shiny strawpenny*

[Anti-Block]

By the power of grayskull what on earth is a strawpenny?

I insert nsfw.

[Kipo]

Not safe for work?

I insert a falcon punch.

[hotshot87]

Not safe for work?

I insert a falcon punch.

you get raped while hotshot87 is punching your salad

hotshot87 inserts the cum the vending machine put in gia mouth

[Joeboy]

You get some gay research.

*Inserts two shillings*

[Smash Fan]

You get no simpathy from me.

*Smash inserts Creeper*