Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Skorpion]

It dispenses a stuffstorm as the vending machine belongs to a country where US currency is worth jack stuff.

Skorpion inserts a witty comeback

[Ad Bot]

[Supersylox]

You get a cat's spine

I insert myself

[Nasoa]

I get some whore named supersylox.

I insert the whore.

[HellHound]

You get one cup of [DATA EXPUNGED]

I insert SCP-682.

[Mushroom man]

You get a big bag of cow testicles.

*inserts HellHound

[HellHound]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

I insert the vending machine into itself.

[Mushroom man]

*inserts an eggplant

[HellHound]

You get eggplant seeds.
I insert a calculator that previously calculated 1+1-0

[Shortcut]

You get a plant egg.

* Shortcut inserts the Universe

[Mushroom man]

You get 2.

*inserts nothing.
Damn I didn't see that new page XD

[HellHound]

Gasp!

I insert the post that fixes this.

[Mushroom man]

You get the vending machine.

*inserts my soul.

[HellHound]

You get more GREEN TEXT!

I insert a asterisk. (*)

[Mushroom man]

You  get your virginity.

*eats vending machine.

[HellHound]

That's not an insert!

I insert "not a self insert at all"