Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Supersylox]

You get me

I insert Honeydew

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

You get Honey.

I insert three Scrap Metal.

[Mushroom man]

You get Squideey's snake in a jar.

*inserts the universe. Now think about that for a second wile I go divide by zero some more.

[Mr Man]

You get a parralell universe

I program the machine to divide by zero

[oleg662]

You get your own personal Rainbow Bunchie


I insert the head of Willy the Mailboy

[Mushroom man]

You get whatever Dilbert needed to do that for.
Why is my Bunchie going backwards?
*inserts broken Bunchie

[Supersylox]

You get $1

I insert all of the research in this world

[Mushroom man]

You get a boner.

*inserts a fixed Bunchie

[oleg662]

You get a broken Bunchie.

I insert a dollar.

You get whatever Dilbert needed to do that for.
Why is my Bunchie going backwards?
*inserts broken Bunchie

THANK YOU, someone else knows who Dilbert is....

[Mushroom man]

You get a punch in the face

THANK YOU, someone else knows who Dilbert is....

For some reason, I own a Dilbert book titled "bring me the head of willy the mail boy"
But I haven't read it in a while.

*inserts the ring of power

[oleg662]

You get a punch in the faceFor some reason, I own a Dilbert book titled "bring me the head of willy the mail boy"
But I haven't read it in a while.

*inserts the ring of power

I have the same one....



you get a ringworm.


inserts Barack Obama

[Supersylox]

You get a white man yelling "brother STEALIN MAH BIKE"

I insert a horse

[Mushroom man]

You get a morse of course of course

*inserts the shrivelled genitalia of Anakin Skywalker

[mp7964]

Out pops the weasel


I insert a previously loved carrot

[Bopizku]

Out pops the weasel


I insert a previously loved carrot

You get a donkey.

I insert a pencil.