Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1116663 times)

The machine defuses it before it can detonate

I insert a noob
You get the noob's mother.

tkepahama inserts $1.

You get banned

I insert 10 e-peen points

YoU gEt MoRe FaYgO



I iNsErT a HoRn.
You get a horn up your ass.

tkepahama inserts a motherloving miracles.

The machine spits them back out. It doesn't accept gifts from trolls.

I insert MoThErloving MiRaClEs again.

You don't get anything

I insert a slightly used condom.

You get a carrot

I insert my mustache

OH MY GOD NO MY MUSTACHE

You don't get anything

I insert a slightly used condom.
You get a carrot.

tkepahama inserts a package of lube.

You get a package with nothing in it.

I insert a penny.

you get a nickel

I insert anti-matter

It throws it out back at your face.

I insert a waffle.

You get a bomb.

Insert a nickel.

You get a penny

I insert MLP

You get a old hooker.

I insert nothing.

you get something

I insert the only troll on this page

You get his spammed horns that are full of lube, used condoms, and carrot's.

I insert a snake.  NO NOT MAH snake!!!!