Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Trymos]

you get two broken skulls.

i insert a 12 foot rare carrot.

[Ad Bot]

[TheABELBOTO]

you get a rock

abelboto inserted your death in the slot

[Trymos]

you get a researchstar holding a fleshlight.

i insert another one of those rare 12 foot carrots.

[Blockland1337]

You get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ !

* Blockland1337 inserts June 09, 2012

[Blockland1337]

bump

[Blockland1337]

:/

[TheLegomaster]

You get an Imperial Guard.

* TheLegomaster inserts criminal scum

Also mate, don't bother bumping this topic. It'll resurface every once in a while.

[Blockland1337]

You get police

* Blockland1337 inserts 10:27:11 AM

[NEkram]

you wasted your time


i insert a useless coupon

[Alex Man!]

you get 25% off peanut butter

I insert my credit card

[Trymos]

you get an identity thief.

i insert me.

[Skorpion]

You get some thick red paste and some ground up bones.

I insert a bottle of water

[ThinkInvisible]

            [[Skorpion has obtained Water! Deelicious.]]
[[Press A to splash. Press B to make a futile effort to pick it up.]]

I insert the Boss Key.

[Blockland1337]

You get a mini-boss Key!

[Blockland1337 got the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything!]
       [[Press A to fire, press B to end all existence as we know it!]]

HOLY COW!

* Blockland1337 pressed a to fire 15 vending machines at the vending machine!

[Man 2]

Projectiles clocked at [REDACTED] kilometers per hour. Vending machine disintegrated.

/thread

* Man 2 rebuilds the vending machine, then inserts twenty-five cents.