Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alex Man!]

You get diet Coke.


I insert a fork.

[Ad Bot]

[dargereldren]

forget this, just use Alex Man's post, not mine.

[Isjix]

You get a dry fry burger monster, bent on world demolition.

I insert a Mcdouble.

I ment to say fry, drink and burger lol.

anyway

You get a spoon

* Isjix inserts an electrical outlet

[Ipquarx]

You get zeus's arrows to the knees

I insert light.

[Man 2]

You see the grimy interior of the vending machine as several insects scatter.

* Man 2 inserts his right index finger.

[Alex Man!]

You receive your left index finger.

I insert a hot woman.

[Tømpson]

You get stocking

I insert a skype call.

[Alex Man!]

you get a phonecall

I insert Action52.

[Christopher P.]

You get action from a 52 year-old.

I insert my face.

[Man 2]

You get herpes. You never know where that slot has been.

* Man 2 inserts 1kg of sawdust.

[Isjix]

You get 350kg of steel.

* Isjix inserts gum

[Christopher P.]

You get $0.35.

I insert it in her pooper.

[Alex Man!]

You get a stuck snake.

I insert my hands.

[Alex Man!]

Bump.

[Alex Man!]

THREAD DON'T YOU DIE.
NO
NO.
NO..