Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Tømpson]

You get a giant jar of pee back
I insert a canadian quarter, a ruble, a us dime, a ducat, and a shilling.

[Ad Bot]

[huddles]

You get a lump of metal.

I insert a forums avatar.

[Alex Man!]

you get a dead bear smashed into a can.

I insert a fetus.

[Man 2]

You get an elderly man.

* Man 2 inserts 40mL of ethyl alcohol.

[Ipquarx]

You get a flambé

I insert brains.

[Alex Man!]

you get a soda can with a MIND OF IT'S OWN
not very important.

I insert raw meat.

[Alex Man!]

this has gone on too long to die now.

[Alex Man!]

Everyone, step aside! This topic can't die now!

this better work..

[Man 2]

CLEAR!
BZZT
The topic is revived and the vending machine is brought to life again.

* Man 2 inserts religion.

[Alex Man!]

you get an atheist

I insert a dog.

[Alex Man!]

No topic- n- no...
you can't leave me now

[Christopher P.]

You get nothing.

I insert this topic.

[Alex Man!]

You get... A BRAND NEW CAR!


I insert Oprah

[LOL :D]

You get Ellen.

I insert 

[Kumquat]

You get a bullet, in your right foot.
I insert thomas bangalters helmet.