Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alex Man!]

You get random gibberish.

I insert a beautiful framed painting.

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

You get a beatiful work of art. If it weren't vandalized.

I insert my snake a laser

[Alex Man!]

You get a anti laser.

I insert snoop doggy dog.

[Man 2]

A cloud of marijuana smoke emits from the coin return slot.

* Man 2 inserts a contribution to this thread.

[Alex Man!]

You get the thread's love.

I insert my FIST.

[Alex Man!]

TOPIC WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DYING

YOU WHORE

[Alyx Vance]

You get a hand



I insert contribution

Alex just PM me when it hits the 3rd page and I'll contribute k?

[Alex Man!]

You get a hand



I insert contribution

Alex just PM me when it hits the 3rd page and I'll contribute k?

broski it's alright
You receive hot sauce.

I insert lamp oil.

[dargereldren]

You get bombs.

I insert a SMW cartridge.

[Alex Man!]

You get a sonic the hedgehog cartridge.

I insert Tommy Wiseau.

[Alex Man!]

topic why you do this

[MARBLE MAN]

You win some pillz

* MARBLE MAN unplugs the machine, inserts a corpse, and plugs it back in

o.o this is one of the longest topics ive seen

[Nachtara]

You get a free severed Batman head.

* Nach puts in a giggity

[Alex Man!]

You get a goo.

I insert 500 dollars.

[Electrk]

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir!

I insert a ~