Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Bomb Kirby]

You get 2 hours, 30 minutes

Bomb Kirby inserts a taco and 3 cents

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

You get a burrito and 3 puffs of air.

I insert the ENTIRE loving ATLANTIC OCEAN

[Man 2]

You ruined all of the snacks by waterlogging them.
No more snacks. :c

* Man 2 inserts snacks.

[Nachtara]

You get left over Atlantic.

I insert a furry.

[Tango]

you get a frontrox

i proceed to undress the machine and insert my snake

[Alyx Vance]

You get Aids.



I insert Frontrox.

[Nachtara]

You get Backtrox

I insert Anthony Sullivan.

[Man 2]

You get Gordon Ramsay.
Now we're screwed.

* Man 2 inserts a stainless steel meat cleaver.

[Repeat]

You get Aids

I insert a Child

[Jacob 123456789]

you get two children

I insert a howitzer

[LoLBert]

Ah, couldn't help myself.

I insert TWO DOLLARS worth of coins.

[Dr.shoe...]

You get two metal scraps.

Inserts two class items

[Nachtara]

You get a Gaben.

I insert me caber.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* The machine is confused as to what a caber is, so Nachtara gets his "caber" back

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts AIDS

[Pitbull]

You get HIV

* Pitbull inserts a tampon