Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alex Man!]

Bump those truffles.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

You get plastic shards




I insert SCP's

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Alyx Vance gets a staring contest partner

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts Dr. Pepper, Coca-Cola, and something labeled "Danger"

[Victor Von Doom]

You get Nuclear Waste!



I insert An euro, A pound and an american dollar!

[Nachtara]

You get yen.

I shove a Sam Fisher in the slot.

[Alex Man!]

You get a compromised mission.

I insert cups of the world's finest exported urine.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Alex Man! gets pints of the world's finest imported feces

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts the Nuclear Waste he got earlier

[Joeboy]

You get cancer!

*Inserts a thermos full of coffee*

[Man 2]

You get a crushed thermos and some stale coffee.

* Man 2 inserts a live rat.

[Superbot]

you get caffeine in it's pure form.

* Superbot inserts laptop

[JPSC]

You get a bunch of junk metal.

* JPSC inserts water

[Superbot]

you get a bottle of pitch black liquid. upon drinking it you get thirstier and thirstier.

* Superbot inserts a skateboard

[JPSC]

You get a hoverskate that doesn't hover and explodes after one minute.

* JPSC inserts a post

[Superbot]

you get a stone tablet with a phrase written in base64. upon decoding it, it says "forget".

* Superbot inserts a stale cheeseburger

[Man 2]

A gurgling sound issues from within the machine, followed by the masticated remains of a stale cheeseburger.

* Man 2 takes the machine out for dinner and a movie.