Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[HellHound]

You get a punch in the face.

I insert a dollar and two quarters.

[Ad Bot]

[Nachtara]

You get half of the dollar and four quarters.

I insert a Wintendo Nii

[Christopher P.]

You get a Gintendo CameNube

I insert my right eye.

[xxxxkill]

You get your left eye.


I insert a slice of cheese

[Alyx Vance]

You get a cheese danish.




I insert Frontrox

[Mr Man]

You get Night Fox


I insert [DATA EXPUNGED]

[Man 2]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

* Man 2 inserts a pickaxe.

[Nachtara]

You get two pickaxes, each with half of the power of the original.

I insert a piece of string and a sock.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Nachtara gets a fixed sock

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts 2 gallons of something labeled "Caution", 3 sandwiches, and an industrial padlock

[Man 2]

You get a three-legged schizophrenic moose.

* Man 2 inserts a blank CD.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Man 2 gets this.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a tentacle monster and a hot woman

[GEN.Fire Bird]

ShadowYoshi294 gets an octopus woman.
EDIT:
GEN.Fire Bird inserts protons and neutrons in random amounts,

[Freek]

You get a piano.

Freek puts peanut butter and chocolate in.

[Bomb Kirby]

you get paper.

Bomb Kirby inserts Super Mario Galaxy.

[Boink!]

You get Super Mario Galaxy 2!

I insert a carrot.