Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Momentum]

the vending machine breaks.

I insert a dollar

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

you get a panda.

Bomb Kirby inserts the Super Mario Galaxy 2 he got earlier.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

you get Super Mario Bros and a canned Galaxy.
have fun.

GEN.Fire Bird inserts Bomb Kirby.

[manofthefuture]

I find a Rare Earthbound 64 beta cartridge
*Inserts $1*

[ShadowYoshi294]

* manofthefuture gets $1.000000000

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts an empty coffee cup

[Stick Man]

* ShadowYoshi294 gets a cup filled with tea

* Stick Man inserts z3ta+

[Cool Boi]

You got an electrical cord
*Inserts $1 bill

[Bomb Kirby]

you get 50 cents

Bomb Kirby inserts a Pac-Cookie arcade game.

[Superbot]

you get nothing

i put in pixels

[Cool Boi]

You get a unicorn pegasus riding a double rainbow.
Inserts a disembodied foot

[Broze]

You get a bipolar suisidal prostitute.

I take a dump in it.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Broze gets urine poured on him

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts an acid pool

[SWAT One]

You get a hole in the bottom of the vending machine.

* SWAT One inserts a sentry.

[Bomb Kirby]

you get a rocket

Bomb Kirby inserts a paper clip, a quarter on a string, and a NES

[padmedog]

You get a paper clip looking like a stick figure about to throw a half of a quarter on a stringer and some cheapass NES parts.

padmedog inserts a lamp, and a picture of my friends girlfriend shredded.