Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Alex Man!]

you get mother nature's dead body.

I insert filthy cheese magazines.

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

BUMP

[Tudoreleuu]

You get Feeltheh Cheesheh

* Tudoreleuu somehow wedges a keyboard in the coin slot

[Man 2]

It breaks off in the slot, blocking it from further insertion of miscellaneous objects.
The repair men are called in to fix the problem, you're fined $150 for disorderly conduct, and operation resumes.

* Man 2 inserts an fiber optic cable.

[LOL :D]

You get my dad at his old job.
(Yes, my dad used to work with fiber optics, but now he's with phones.)

* LOL :D inserts Fallout 4.

[Alex Man!]

You get fallout 5.

I insert the last remaining dinosaur in the world.

[Axolotl]

You get an axolotl.

* Axolotl inserts port.

[Lil Robot]

you get a lilrobot

* Lil Robot inserts antiacids

[Alex Man!]

you get acids.

I insert my man sauce.

[Alex Man!]

I have to take a hot and steamy BUMP all over this topic.
Pass me the 'paper.

[Nachtara]

You get Chuck Norris sauce.

I put in rootbeer.

[HellHound]

You get the root of various grains and hops.


I insert a piece of paper with the word "illuminati" printed on it.

[Alex Man!]

you get a piece of paper with Illuminati written backwards. search it on Google...

I insert my fist through the machine and steal a goat out of it.

[HellHound]

You receive a free nuclear missile.

I insert an m magnet, a button, and 2 nickels and a quarter.

[Alex Man!]

you get an n magnet, a switch, 2 pennies and a dime.

I insert plastic cups.