Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TheKid]

Let's bring this back to focus.
You get Eggly Chicken Boners.
* TheKid inserts $1.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

* TheKid gets a pistol

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts deadly toxins from the planet of Nuketehpoo

[Stunty]

ShadowYoshi294 get a box of over 9000 pictures of Rule 34, most of it being My little pony and pokemon

*Stunty inserts $1 dollar

[dargereldren]

ShadowYoshi294 get a box of over 9000 pictures of Rule 34, most of it being My little pony and pokemon

*Stunty inserts $1 dollar

* Stunty gets crushed by the machine for shoving MLP where it shouldn't be.

(Seriously though, shut up. If you aren't going to respect the megathread, then you probably shouldn't even be on here)

* dargereldren inserts 19.95 USD

[The Black Card]

*dargereldren gets a revoked blockland key

TheBlackCard inserts 1$

[sir dooble]

You get 99 US cents back and half of a Canadian penny.

*sir dooble inserts a crumpled pack of playing cards.

[Scaredhappyguy]

You get 99 US cents back and half of a Canadian penny.

*sir dooble inserts a crumpled pack of playing cards.

You get the cards back.

Scared inserts 1€

[Rembrandt]

You get Nonnel

Have fun.


*Rembrandt inserts a bag of crisps

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Rembrandt gets a can of chips

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a house, a lawn mower, a chainsaw, and some whining CoD brat

[JPSC]

it doesn't fit
i insert a dollar

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a soda can (or pop I don't even know)
I put in 100 pennies.

[Plastiware]

BlockoCrafter gets 100 cans of soda, each 1/100th the size of a normal soda can.

*Plastiware inserts 5 bucks*

[Zloff]

You get 1 doe

I insert a vending machine

[Swollow]

You get 1 doe

I insert a vending machine

a miniature version of the vending machine comes out

*Swollow insterts a soda

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Swollow gets $1

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts himself