Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Redconer]

You get an easter suit, but I steal it from you

I insert that easer suit

[Ad Bot]

[Lusk]

You get an Easter Suit

I insert one Lusk

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Lusk gets a pair of headphones

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts Australia, a house, and some planet in the farthest reaches of space

[Sat]

The universe is constantly expanding, thus no matter how far you reach into space, you can only insert Australia, and a house.
The vending machine is jammed now.  forgeter.

I insert a toilet plunger.  I bet it doesn't work.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* By some miraculous rarity, you've unclogged the vending machine and removed everything that was inside of it. Oh, and you get everything that was previously in the vending machine.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts $1

[Axolotl2]

* You get 1 Iraqi Dinar.

* Axolotl2 inserts rule34 of your childhood.

[Nonnel]

You get a warped and destroyed childhood.

* Nonnel inserts a wine glass.

[TurnipBlog]

You get broken glass shrapnel!

I insert an onion.

[Nonnel]

You get a newspaper.

I insert a kitten.

[Darksaber530]

* You get a kitten, but not the kitten you put in
THE PLOT THICKENS

* Darksaber530 inserts one bag containing a flash drive, can of ginger ale, and one spray bottle of Febreze

[TurnipBlog]

You get the BEST GAME OF ALL TIME...


Battletoads.

I insert one crate key.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* TurnipBlog gets the most common hat in the game

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts some diarrhea from a neighbor's toilet

[A GUY]

* Instead of the normal result of a new item being returned for the item you inserted, the vending machine accepts the object and remains silent for several minutes. After awhile, it begins to quietly hum and then starts to sputter to life as the cobwebs and pebbles get shaken from the rafters of the back alley of the Blockland Forums where the vending machine is located and all the cool kids hang out. The lights that display the vending machines title begin to shine so bright the familiar logo on the front is barely even visible. Soon, the entire alley is engulfed in this bright flash of light of which you cannot explain the meaning of. And then ... there was blackness. A void formed in place of the machine's output slot which began to suck in all the surrounding offerings thrown away or forgotten from the past hundreds of pages in the thread. After the vending machine had it's fill, and the void closed, leaving the machine behind as it was, a note gets printed out of the same output hole. It reads, "LOL BACON." and then a plate of bacon falls out and shatters on the floor.
* A GUY inserts two quarters, a paperclip, some string, and a wad of chewed bubblegum.

[Nonnel]

You get some roast beef, some chicken, and a pizza.

I insert Gumby.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get Pokey.

I insert a ball of yarn.