Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ShadowYoshi294]

* TristanLuigi receives brain damage
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts some contaminated bacon, and a teaspoon of the Sun

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

* ShadowYoshi294 receives contaminated eggs and a teaspoon of the moon

* Electrk inserts a vending machine

[Nonnel]

You get a machine vendor.

I insert snow.

[Darksaber530]

* you receive a bag of hot n spicy chicken wings, some sort of juice and a note saying "Participant # 29 has joined the session".

* Darksaber530 inserts a button

[Alyx Vance]

You get a button


I insert a homoloveual

[SnowBunny]

You get a lesbian.

I insert 20$.

[Tetris]

You get a copy of Blockland

I insert a copy of blockland

[D3ATH LORD]

You get 0$.

I insert 0$.

[Reno Konishino]

You get Nothing

I Insert a Lightsaber

[Jaxx]

you get a severed hand

i insert a coke bottle!

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Reno Konishino gets his arm cut off and finds out Darth Vader is his father
GOD DAMMIT!
For that, YOUR arm comes off.
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts Jaxx's arm

[dargereldren]

You receive another Lightsaber, but runs on battery power (batteries not included). dammit, that was for reno
You receive your clone's severed hand

* dargereldren inserts an MS-DOS 7.10 floppy disk into the machine

[Setro]

You get an outdated software error

I insert my swag

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a yolo.
I insert the yolo.

[Mr Man]

You get an Obey snapback


I insert Igloos's dead body