Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Grassy]

Thus you get 3 royal shots to your face.

* Grassy inserts Spycrab, Wanka Sniper, MeeM Medic, Gottamgineer, Pootis Heavy, Bloody one-eyed Demo, MPPH Pyro, Soap Soldier and BONK! Scout

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

you get potato

I insert my math homework

[Blooker]

You get harder maths homework.

I insert a long strand of the finest iOS keyboard

[BlockoCrafter]

You get electrocuted.

I insert Mom's Spaghetti.

[Blooker]

You get vomit on your sweater

I insert my companion cube plush

[Igloos]

cube plush dies of cancer


INSERTS DRIED GARLIC INTO VENDING MACHINE

[BlockoCrafter]

You get Grilled Dalek.

I inser Oscar Meyer's weenie into the machine.

[Grassy]

You get a ass.

* Grassy inserts the Blockland Forums. *

[-Maxx-]

The vending machine forgets over the BLF and you get the Roblox Forums somehow.
I insert  .

[Bomb Kirby]

You get 

I insert a bump

[Nonnel]

You get a pmub.

I insert a leprechaun.

[Bomb Kirby]

you get 6 gold coins.

I insert scissors and paper.

[Pecon]

You get a paper 'snowflake'.

* Pecon inserts 14 dimes.

[Jaxx]

you get a dollar because of the fees those change machines take!
i insert a glass of milk

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Jaxx gets a cup of coffee
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a pokeball