Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[blockguy123]

I seriously think this is the oldest thread still standing (that isnt stickied)

[Ad Bot]

[Renekar]

you get a pokesquare
i insert air

[blockguy123]

you get a pokesquare
i insert air

YOU get a dust

i inster

a dust

[Nonnel]

You get rust.

I insert some old fashioned home made lemon squares.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get lemon spheres. SPHERICAL!


I insert 6 cents, a paper clip, and a free admin server

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Bomb Kirby gets 3 cents, a North Korean nuke (AKA that paperclip you inserted), and a no admin server
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts $1

[Nonnel]

You get a box of candy labeled "Milk Duds."

I insert a baseball bat.

[Dre5567]

you get a baseball cracked.
i insert a bump.

[Dglider]

You get a Smelly Green Figurine[RARE]
* Dglider puts in $1

[Nonnel]

You get nothing.

I insert a folding table.

[Linkusofepica]

You get a broken folding chair.
I insert Cthulhu

[BlockoCrafter]

You get the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I insert a silver dollar.

[Bomb Kirby]

you get a gold coin

Bomb Kirby inserts a bump

[crunk.com]

you get a gold coin

Bomb Kirby inserts a bump

you get some bad dragon products

i insert a vibrator

[ShadowYoshi294]

* crunk.com gets a lovey woman using the vibrator
* ShadowYoshi294 inserts the nuclear missile carrier from Blast Corps