Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mounds Bar]

You get your bed back. In perfect shape.

almost

I put in Legoboss himself.

enjoy your melted plastic

I insert what's left of my dignity.

[Ad Bot]

[Lamebro1]

Your dream gal comes out

I insert my uncomfortable bed

You get a used condom

I play this song to the vending machine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Libic29tjbs

[childofdarkness016]

enjoy your melted plastic

I insert what's left of my dignity.

Legoboss isn't plastic though?

Also you get a photo of Acerblock.

I put in a printed out version of a trollfic.

[Lego lad]

Legoboss isn't plastic though?

Also you get a photo of Acerblock.

I put in a printed out version of a trollfic.

You get a pair of shoes back.

*Lego Lad inserts $1

[TristanLuigi]

You get a bag of chips.
I insert 

[The Subject]

You get this.

I insert two American dollars.

[Bacon Pancakes]

Grabs Money and a toy falls out, then you grab it and...

Bacon Pancakes inserts a rusty BAN HAMMER

[The Subject]

You get a shiney Kick Wrench.

I insert the toy you took from me.

[TristanLuigi]

You get a real that likes human flesh
I insert my avatar.

[The Subject]

You get a dog

I insert my ipad for the next person because I'm nice. But it is rigged with explosives.

[TristanLuigi]

The machine explodes, revealing a rift to where it keeps all this stuff.

An iPod Nano pops out of the rift, before I'm sucked in, inadvertently inserting myself.

[The Subject]

Is teleported to the Buried map in COD BO2 zombies because that is where the rift is.

[Johnny Blockhead]

PAGE 555 FOREVER

you didn't put in moneys or wishes

I insert $10

I wish to b doge

[Slammer1337]

You get a ban and only receive half your money back.

* I came back from the future and inserts the Steam version of Blockland

[Niff]

Blockland gets Greenlit

I insert HL2 Episode 3