Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[childofdarkness016]

You get a full cup of spaghetti.

I insert $1.

[Ad Bot]

[The Subject]

You get to push a button on the machine to choose a snack. It consists of Lays potato chips, a barbeque variant, Doritos, a snickers bar, and a Hug-me-Badspot doll.

I insert $5.

[childofdarkness016]

You get $5 in pennies.

I insert my necrophiliac fanfictions.

[Niff]

You get $5 in pennies.

I insert my necrophiliac fanfictions.

you go to a wondeful necrophiliac hell

[Alyx Vance]

You get nothing


I insert a can of chili

[Georges]

And you get homemade chili.

I enter my old crappy laptop.

[Khorde]

And you get homemade chili.

I enter my old crappy laptop.

you get a pie to the face

i insert my whole fist

[Niff]

You get punched in the sacred relm


I put in a Swedish Fish

[Swat 3]

A whole swedish lake comes out and drowns you

I insert a dead person

[GregtheMajor5748]

The corpse was shredded inside the machine and hardens them to stone. It spits out the biggest organs first.

* GregtheMajor5748 inserts all the people that bullied him on the forums.

[JPSC]

you get banned


owned bitch

[Decepticon]

I insert life.

[Alyx Vance]

You get lemons.



I insert lemons

[Caribou]

AND.. lemons come out and make this text appear yellow!

*Inserts magazine

[The Resonte!]

You get a gun magazine.

I insert the essence of "something"