Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[childofdarkness016]

You get the essence of lemons.

I insert a lime because I'm a rebel.

[Ad Bot]

[JPSC]

your house is burned down


i insert a dragon

[Alyx Vance]

You get raped.


I insert gun powder

[JPSC]

You get raped.


I insert gun powder

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH

The gunpowder explodes and ruins the vending machine's circuits. The vending machine no longer works.

Game over, insert coin.

[RaR]

The vending machine is repaired through the mystical powers of GregTheMajor's extreme stupidity.

I insert a dream journal.

[Duhman115]

The vending machine goes "Gaayyiieeee!"

I insert a robot.

[TheKid]

You get a picture of Tayasaurus and Carolcat. Audible dubstep.

I insert the Beatles.

[Zanaran2]

You get beetles.
Lots of them.

I insert the Ecksbawks Thweesicksty.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got infected with forum cancer.

* GregTheMajor5748 takes a phone and calls the spy to sap it. The spy comes.

* The spy inserts sapper

[ShadowYoshi294]

* GregtheMajor5748 and the Spy get a sentry from the opposite team, along with a failed sapper.

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts an unstable nuclear reactor and a random skeleton.

[Dequire]

* ShadowYoshi294 receives a nuclear powered skeleton that sets out to destroy the world.

Dequire inserts a large umbrella.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got an invisible umbrella from Adventure Time because (interrupted by the NWS)

"THE NWS ISSUED A KNIFE STORM FOR THE WHOLE WORLD"

The knives fall on the machine, damaging it. It then gets destoryed. An engineer comes and 'erected' another one. He then leaves.

* GregTheMajor5748 inserts a naked Justin Bieber.

[TurnipBlog]

You receive a clothed Justin Bieber.

I insert a red 2x4 Blockland brick.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get a noob building spam everywhere.

* GregTheMajor5748 inserts  clicker

[childofdarkness016]

You receive emoticon spam.

I insert the SORD......