Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ShadowYoshi294]

* childofdarkness016 gets kikd in the bals

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts death on a stick

[Ad Bot]

[Recoil]

YOU GET LIFE ON A richard
Recoil inserts a Gentlemen

[childofdarkness016]

* childofdarkness016 gets kikd in the bals

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts death on a stick

You get an irresistibly attractive gentleman that you fall in love with, regardless of your loveuality.

I then steal him.

I insert a counterfeit dollar bill.

[Morpheus]

A real dollar comes out.

I insert the real dollar.

[The Subject]

You get a wheel dollar.

I insert my toilet.

[GregtheMajor5748]

The machine shoots stuff at you 1337 to the 1337th power faster then Sonic.

* Greg inserts THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK.

[ßlöükfáce]

You get a gay-ass game known as Hotel Mario

Inserted my richard into the machine

[GregtheMajor5748]

Your richard was shortened from a mile to half the size of Justin Bieber's unseen snake (if he has one).

I insert EA's new SimstuffY 2013 game

[Niff]

You get the Xbox One

i insrt th bst gam4evr

[RaR]

you get Big Rigs: Over the road racing.

I insert a bottle of water.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got the largest bottle of Sunny D in the whole entire world.

* I insert

Justin Bieber's unseen snake (if he has one).

[Niff]

You now have no flab meat

I insert 13 Chag

[Decepticon]

You get 1 Lucas *ch-ch-chuh-chah*

I insert Nostalgia

[Ipquarx]

you get Big Rigs: Over the road racing.

I insert the square root of 2.

[GregtheMajor5748]

It was unsolved.

* Greg inserts an equation involving dividing by zero