Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[GregtheMajor5748]

The hand becomes a zombie hand. It crawls out and rapes your face.

* I take off my "Next on the banned list" shirt and left it for the next person with a note saying "Here, wear this". I then called Badspot to stand there with a cloak and dagger and DONT KILL ANYONE with the dagger and don't move.

* I Insert creepbear

[Ad Bot]

[Zanaran2]

I am not a gullible 5 year old, however, and I threw the shirt in the trash. I then call creepbear to go on the lookout for Badspot so he won't ban me.

I insert a McFlurry

[BlockoCrafter]

You get a Wendy's frosty.

I throw my quarter at the machine.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You can see a shirtless version of me running around in circles now that my shirt was thrown away. However you recieved another shirtless me running around in circles. (Billy May's voice) JUST ONLY FOR $13.37!

*I insert a national socialist Zombie

[kidplasma]

You get a crappy twist ending which makes you sad knowing the interesting characters you developed were just the action figures of Samantha and Eddie.


I insert Greg.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got Greg Heffley.

* I insert something that needs to be inserted but first something else was to be inserted in the something and the something has to be inserted into a insert machine and the insert machine must be inserted into the vending machine. Finally, the machine has to be inserted into the world-size inserter. Insert insert insert.

[kidplasma]

You get a sign that says "can u not" 

I insert scrappy Easter egg ending.

[HellHound]

The vending machine dispenses 5 jelly beans, each travelling at 99.99999995% the speed of light.
Sorry.

I insert the arm of the person standing next to me in line.

[ßlöükfáce]

You get bacon

I insert some research

[childofdarkness016]

You get an erection and the sudden urge to receive loveual gratification.

I insert one of those stuffty disguises with the glasses, large nose, and moustache. 

[Niff]

It pops out and infuses itself into your face

I insert a 2DS

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Niff gets a refund

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a wallet, without his money

[Lego lad]

* you receive half a wallet
* lego lad inserts his shoe

[Muslim]

* You receive nothing because forget shoes.
* Muslim inserts Sun Chips.

[Lego lad]

* You receive nothing because forget shoes.
* Muslim inserts Sun Chips.

* you receive a MOON CHIP huhehue!!!11

* lego lad inserts $5, hoping to buy his shoe back