Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[HellHound]

Sorry, it's headed for you!


I insert the italic function on the forum.

[Ad Bot]

[GregtheMajor5748]

Nothing happened. Except this text became italic.

I insert a double rainbow

[HellHound]

You get a gallon of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet paint.

I insert a 12 gauge shotgun shell.

[Lego lad]

I insert a marble.

[pefu19]

you get a linux kernel
i insert a disc with Windows Vista

[HellHound]

You get a disk with Windows XP.


I insert a S&W 500

[GregtheMajor5748]

The machine grows another arm and shoots at you with the S&W.

* I was gonna insert something when I got shot. My angel appears and inserts Heaven.

[Lego lad]

The machine grows another arm and shoots at you with the S&W.

* I was gonna insert something when I got shot. My angel appears and inserts Heaven.

Heaven is too big for the machine.

You caused a dimensional rift. Way to go, starfish.

I insert a quote from badspot.

[Jerome]

you get aids

i insert dark coffee

[ßlöükfáce]

You get a black dude drinking light coffee

I insert the below user's mom.

You get lods of emone

You get a 1,000,000 dollar bill

PROFIT

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got the above user's dad.

* I insert a may may

(may may = how stupid people think meme is pronuced)

[pefu19]

You get the OP.
I insert a 2001 Toshiba Satellite A10 with 128 megabytes of ram.

[HellHound]

The machine gives you 128 pieces of a satellite.


I insert my arm into the vending machine.

[Zanaran2]

Your arm starts printing money. 1922 issue 100 dollar bills to be exact.

I insert sum fryed chikinz, wutermalonz, collurd greenz, and gritz.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got the opposite of

*I insert the Death Star