Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[HellHound]

The vending machine emits a loud bang and a rocket engine flies out.


I insert the bold function of the forum.

[Ad Bot]

[pefu19]

You get the root access to the forum's server
I insert my keyboard

[HellHound]

You get the next model of the keyboard.

I insert my two cents.

[Pecon]

You get my two cents.

* Pecon inserts a cat.

[HellHound]

You get a kitten.


I insert a box of candy.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get the dancing cave girl in Valk's pic.

*I insert a Tux penguin in a Club Penguin profile card.

[ßlöükfáce]

It steals the card and gives your penguin back.

*inserts dog stuff

[Mr.007]

you get dog stuff

inserts cereal

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get this new cereal:

* I insert Crash Bandicoot

[ßlöükfáce]

* I insert Crash Bandicoot

A car smashes into you and happens to have a vinyl that says "Bandicoot"

I insert my cold steel knife that I concealed on my wrist with the help of my watch and long sleeves

[HellHound]

The steel blade snaps in twain when inserted, then flies out of the coin slot at your face.

I insert a .44 bullet

[Valkerone]

You get a free DVD of "Dirty Harry".

I insert a lollypop.

[Romulus of the sky]

You get a free DVD of "Dirty Harry".

I insert a lollypop.

You get a Chris Hansen.

I insert a child enthusiast.

[Wispfire]

You get a Chris Hansen.

I insert a child enthusiast.

You get a creepbear!

I insert a tootsie roll.

[alt-j]

You get a creepbear!

I insert a tootsie roll.

You get it back because tootsie rolls are nasty.

I insert a