Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Linkusofepica]

You get it back in a different form

I insert a green light

[Ad Bot]

[GregtheMajor5748]

Congratulations! Valve now traveled back in time to the day that BL was greenlit and didn't get it greenlit! you starfish..

* I insert a greenlit marker and Blockland so it can undo what Linkus have done.

[awesomebread]

you get confetti

I insert a waffle

[Legodude77]

You get nothing!

I insert a shotgun.

[U2]

You get a machete and a sack of used tampons!

I insert $1, for old times' sake.

[HellHound]

You get a top hat.


I insert a can of soda and $1.50

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got a tape recording of angry mobs in Ravencroft's Falling Tiles throwing poisonous food at the REAL Pablo.

* I insert a tile from Ravencroft's server

[Niff]

You fall

I insert a corpse

[pefu19]

You get a clone of yourself
I insert popcorn

[HellHound]

You get a can of soda that tastes like corn.

I roll a D6 and insert a slip of paper

[GregtheMajor5748]

You get a pink slip expelling you from every place where you can get an education. (besides home with your parents only to find out you are batman so your parents are dead)

* Gregthemajor sees that there is another TRADITIONAL vending machine not like the one in this thread.

He inserts $2 and inserts the C4 button.
 

[U2]

You get a canister of Gelignite.

* I insert 3 caps.

[nienhaus1]

You can a gold cap.

I insert a bucket of acid.

[Valkerone]

You get a skull.

I insert the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" fanfiction written down on a piece of paper.

[U2]

You get my old cassette player.

* U2 inserts a piece of flash media containing a .craft file of a working Kerbal Space Program seaplane.