Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[haloguymitch]

you get a can of soda but open it and lazars kill your face off
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*haloguymitch inserts a potato*

[Ad Bot]

[J.C.]

You get an evil, bloodthirsty potato. Beware the spud.

[coopercrue]

You get an evil, bloodthirsty potato. Beware the spud.

J.C. Did not get anything, so i will insert 5 Shwoopers.

[pen]

you get an error message and nothing comes out when you press return
inserts a black hole

[m4r!0 64 (hl2 fan)]

you get an error message and nothing comes out when you press return
inserts a black hole

Puts in OVER $9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jaden]

You get a cookie

* Jaden inserts a gluestick

[Kalphiter]

Glue cookies

* Kalphiter inserts coin

[Isjix]

You get candy.

* Isjix inserts a fork

[J.C.]

You get a man trying to pick up a piece of steak with a butter knife.

*J.C. inserts the word "locked" from the topic name.

[Sandvich]

You get a Super-mega-ultra-epic-rocket L of Doom

Inserts Gold bar.

[Sergio]

You get a gold statue of a naked guy

Inserts a feather

[Talaford]

You got a shirt!

* Talaford inserts tails doll.

[kakashi11]

you get sonic doll

* kakashi11 inserts sonic doll

[massa900]

You get a million counterfeit dollars!
* FliFiX inserts $100,000,000

[sir dooble]

You get an arrest warrant

*Sir Dooble inserts a Police Batton*