Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Thorax]

The machine blows up!!!

You get Nothing!

* Thorax inserts a stick of cheese.

[Ad Bot]

[Butler]

the coin slot gets all gooey and sticky, now you can't insert anything.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

*Nightmare-Duckie licks the cheese off, throws up because there were alot of other gross things touching that coin slot, then inserts spiderman's panties

[Alphadin]

The Spiderman's Panties Double and fly out.

PowPow Inserts 1$

[pen]

You get the game Portal!
*Inserts portal gun*

[Hugums]

You get the game Portal!
*Inserts portal gun*

You receive companion cube! <3

*Hugums inserts a glass carrot*

[pen]

you receive a hooker!
*inserts companion cube*

[SeventhSandwich]

you receive a hooker!
*inserts companion cube*

You get a companion cube. It's broken

*inserts banana phone*

[pen]

you get a poison dart shot into your neck and it pumps all the poison into you immediately!
*inserts $1*

[SeventhSandwich]

you get a poison dart shot into your neck and it pumps all the poison into you immediately!
*inserts $1*

You catch the flu drinking a backwashed soda.
*Inserts $1.50

[Azimuth]

You get a PSP made of cardboard.

* Azimuth inserts his carrot

[DoctorDeath]

Isn't this topic from like a year ago? Cuz I remember it....

You get nothing. The vending machine opposes love.

* DoctorDeath inserts two quarters, a dime, some pounds, a few euros, and 6 pennies. :D

[Spartan 228]

Three years actually

You get a dollar


*Insert One millllionnn dollars

[jirue]

You get scammed.  The greedy machine takes it for himself.

*Jirue inserts a Jr. Mint.

[Netwars4]

you get a Mr. Mint

*netwars inserts an alpaca.