Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SkyMaster]

I insert a snake

[Ad Bot]

[Max4344]

I insert a snake

You get Badspot and he kills the Vending Machine and you\
THE END

[Moriarty]

You get Badspot and he kills the Vending Machine and you\
THE END

No.
You get a vagina.

I insert a piece of paper that says No.

[Jester]

You get a piece of paper that says "Don't put paper that says no on it in the vending machine you stuff face."

I insert a turd. (Freshly laid.)

[SkyMaster]

don't put yourself in a vending machine

[Moriarty]

You get a piece of paper that says "Don't put paper that says no on it in the vending machine you stuff face."

I insert a turd. (Freshly laid.)

You get a dead bird.

I insert Skymaster in the machine and take a glove and pull out your turd and put it on him.

[SkyMaster]

you get monkeys flying out of your ass

i insert a fill in the blank

[Moriarty]

you get monkeys flying out of your ass

i insert a fill in the blank

You get a richard.

I insert pee.

[SkyMaster]

you get a toilet

i insert said toilet

[SkyMaster]

You get a richard.

I insert pee.

wait, was that the one i inserted earlier?

[Makingblah]

the last page of this is something three year olds would find funny

[SkyMaster]

i know, let's go to the next page already

[SkyMaster]

I insert the next page

[SkyMaster]

I have good advice for (T)odSnake

[sir dooble]

I insert the next page

You get three pages of spam, and a cold bowl of noodles.

I insert an Iron.