Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[LegendZ]

Get a dog.

* LegendZ inserts you

[Ad Bot]

[Block Buster]

Gets out of the machine (see what I did thar)
*Inserts a half empty bottle of lemonade

[LegendZ]

You get half full bottle of lemonade

* LegendZ inserts Legend1 since Legends a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z have died :C

[CopBlock]

you LOSE sir, you get NOTHING.

I put in a cookie

[Block Buster]

You see the cookie monster run out of the machine leaving a trail of crums
*Inserts a new Toyota prius

[MasterCookie]

Your keys get stuck and can't type

*Inserts a snake

[Daedalus]

You get herpes.

*inserts a knife*

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get a spy.

* Inserts a soup can.

[TMAN7676]

You get a demoman

*inserts demoman

[slushysam]

 You got a piece of dry Diarreah!






  *inserts a Shoop Da Whoop*

[D3str0y3r303]

You get a LAZOOOORR

*  D3str0y3r303 inserts an EpikFaic

[Block Buster]

You get a Microsoft red dotted line under your text because your spelling is horrid
*Block inserts a Santa suit

[The Headshooter]

You win a gallon of 
*The Headshooter puts in $1.

[Moppy]

Buttet shoots out at his head. Sound comes out that says "BOOM! HEADSHOT! YEAH!"

Weegee inserts the Weegee Virus into the machine.

[Banana]

You get a cheap plastic maggot.

* Banana inserts a light bulb.