Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Game Machine Man]

*gets a space jam movie*

*inserts a pie*

[Ad Bot]

[ryu hayabusa]

You get stuff

*joker card inserts (1) pelicula

[Jerkface]

You get an Urban Dictionary (to help you find that word that doesn't exist)

* Inserts Small Child.

[Narkro555]

Out comes more vore references.

* Inserts glass of milk

[SWAT One]

You recieve a migrane.

* SWAT One inserts a lit match.

[Vulgus]

AHH THE VENDING MACHINE IS ON FIRE

*You recieve burning*

*I insert a fire extinguisher

[brickybob]

AHH THE VENDING MACHINE IS ON FIRE

*You recieve burning*

*I insert a fire extinguisher

I receive 5+ alignment towards good!

*Brickybob inserts 

[Joeboy]

You get forget all :D

*inserts 2 and a half carrots*

[Andretti]

You get 1 1/2 carrots D;
Inserts a vending machine

[Spartan923]

You get the real answer to dividing by 0

*Spartan inserts a piece of paper saying
"The statement below is false,
  The statement above is true"

Edit: Good ol' paradoxes

[Narkro555]

You've just created a Google warp and the earth implodes :D

* Don inserts a par'a ducks

[A GUY]

You get this picture

*inserts a cooke*

[RedSaturn]

Gets burnt rubber

*inserts Division by Zero!

[chozen1]

you get teleport or something.



*inserts 5 dollars

[Narkro555]

Out comes "you get teleport or something."

* Nark inserts tuna jar