Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Cybertails1998]

You get grey stuff.

I insert this post.

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

You get this post.

* Dag inserts a bottle of soda.

[Cybertails1998]

You get a can of coke.

I insert Dag.
/trollface

[PowerDag]

I climb out and beat you to death with a stone.

* Dag inserts a brain damage.

[Peejster]

You get power.
I insert my vagina.

[Cybertails1998]

You get pee.


I insert a stuff ton of  s.

[Butler]

You get tons of stuff.

*I insert my willy

[Talent74]

You get it chopped off.

* Talent74 inserts a trollface.

[Peejster]

You get a problem.
I insert an officer.

[MegaScientifical]

You receive political office.

* MegaScientifical inserts C4

[TurnipBlog]

you receive a computer virus
* I instert a lamp

[ipodmemorizer55]

I get light

I insert Arc

[MegaScientifical]

You receive a line.

* MegaScientifical inserts C4

[mrlolop]

You didn't light it, so the machine lights it for you and throws it at you.

I insert flattened plastic cup.

[JAW959]

the machine bitchslaps you for thinking you light C-4

I insert $1.25