Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Altered]

You get 50 condoms.
Altered inserts an Ewok.

[Ad Bot]

[Megiaman]

You get an Ewok.

Megiaman Inserts a copper spor.

[TheScout]

You get a copper mace. I put in 42 tapes of The Hitchikers Guide To the Galaxy. :3

[Exo Pheratype]

You get the rock

I put in 57 tsar bombs   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxD44HO8dNQ  1:50  :o

[Welknair]

You get radiation.

I insert a double rainbow.

[Arcturus]

you get a bag full of stuff

*inserts shamwow"

[Megiaman]

You get a normal wash rag

*inserts my stuff*

[lol0237]

your stuff is rejected by the machine, and flies at you.inb4stufftystuff
-lol0237 is still stuck in the (surprisingly large) insides of the machine, running (or swimming, I guess, as I'm still a dolphin.) away from the stuff other people have shoved in-

[TheLegomaster]

Hmm. I wonder...
*TheLegomaster inserts TheLegomaster

Ohai, Lol0237.

[lol0237]

Hmm. I wonder...
*TheLegomaster inserts TheLegomaster

Ohai, Lol0237.

-- ru- SWIMS past Lego, and ye- err, somehow conveys the word "Hi." into the mind of Lego. (Damn dolphinity.) --

[ryu hayabusa]

Joker Card inserts 1$

[BobSevenSevens]

You get a punch in the face.

*BobSevenSevens inserts a floppy disc with Blockland on it.

[ryu hayabusa]

You get a can of spam

Joker Card inserts a Joker Card

[pecon7]

You get a Jack of Spades

* pecon7 inserts 2$, for good luck (Or bad, whatever)

[lol0237]

You get a kickass piece of lint shaped like a full-scale Electric guitar.
-lol0237 is hit by the BL floppy and becomes human again, then uses the joker card as a chainsword and shield to defend himself against the pile-o'-stuff behind him-

ninja edit: joker changed his name to ryu.