Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Masterlegodude]

You get a hobo singing Banana Phone

* masterlegodude inserts the universe

[Ad Bot]

[Spartan300]

A man dressed in black comes out and shoots you.

* Spartan300 inserts hard wood 

[Masterlegodude]

You get a crustatious cheapskate

* masterlegodude inserts Bobo and Yogi

[Oxcorp]

You get your picnic basket stolen

* Oxcorp inserts a lightbulb

[tay104]

you get a little boy

*inserts 1 whole dollar

[Masterlegodude]

You get shocked

* masterlegodude inserts a @ symbol

[tails]

you get my email! bltails@hotmail.co.uk

* tails inserts **&^(

[Oxcorp]

You get ascii research

* Oxcorp inserts 5 bucks

[Masterlegodude]

You get lol'd at

* masterlegodude inserts the interwebs

[INSANE12]

you get internetz

*insane12 inserts maga happy handicap 5th grader of death!*

[Spartan300]

You get your son.

* Spartan300 inserts a shiny stone.

[INSANE12]

you get your family jewls shinned


*insane12 inserts 5 happy streaking drug addict turtles*

[Sampapa]

you get memories of you when you were 5, 7,8,9, and 11!

inserts a Popscicle

[Masterlegodude]

You get turtles that turn you into a zombie

* masterlegodude inserts Gman

[tapemaster21]

You get a h@xx3d version of gmod, That doesn't work!

*Tape Inserts $1