Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[SuperEmoBros]

You won a giant pound of delicious cheese

 *SuperEmoBros puts in $9001

[Ad Bot]

[StarDust]

You get a stale cookie

Stardust puts in a quarter with a string attached to it.

[Joekirk]

You get shot by the machine and get a sigh saying "forget you for trying that"

*Joekirk inserts Joekirk.

[MillCzarr]

You get spam-in-a-can

Mill Inserts a Blank piece of paper.

[Gimmedagun]

You get 1000   *gimmedagun inserts a shotgun shell*

[Joekirk]

You get a note saying "Thanks for the shotgun shell now put in a shotgun" And a soda.


Joekirk swims over to the shotgun shell, and picks it up.

[Man 2]

Assuming you proceed to put the shotgun shell in the vending machine, you get a morbidly obese chihuahua named Bonifatius.

*Man 2 inserts a beret from a dead Parisian mime.

[Gimmedagun]

You get a nerf recon cs:6 *gimme inserts the shotgun with a pack of shotgun shells to go with it*

[kanew2000]

The shotgun pokes the barrel out of the slot and shoot's gimme in the face.

I insert a soda that i got from gimme's body

[Gimmedagun]

You get a resurrection poition that spills on gimme he is no longer dead and says "aw heck nah" then proceeds with a swift kick to your nuts *gimme steals a dollar from the previous dude and inserts that*

[Threule]

You get an erection

*Threule tries to shake the machine, to see if he can get free soda

[Max The RTB Man]

You won a  and a  and  and  and 9001  . Max The RTB Man inserts 1 goomba. I had to squeeze it to fit.

[Frenchfrie]

You won a  and a  and  and  and 9001  . Max The RTB Man inserts 1 goomba. I had to squeeze it to fit.

You win a Get the forget out card! Good for one use!


I insert lettuce.

[bloody jumper]

you get tomato

[JAW959]

You get nothing because you didn't put anything in.

I insert the law of equivalent exchange.