Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[ModderSlodder]

You get a squirt of ink in YO FACE!

I insert a quarter.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

You get beano

I insert a prune

[ModderSlodder]

You get beano

I insert a prune

You get an old lady

I insert my 2 dogs.

[Narkro555]

You get popular on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I insert 25.5 cents of US currency.

[ModderSlodder]

You get... a penny!? you got ripped.

I insert my sims 3 disk.

[Mr Man]

You get the late night expansion pack

I insert a tornado

[Frostbyte]

You get destroyed town!

I insert a grenade.

[ModderSlodder]

You lose a limb from the explosion! :D just kidding.. have a cookie... 

I insert my right foot.

[Narkro555]

You get the hokey pokey.

I insert my left foot.

[ModderSlodder]

You get seven fingers

I insert a monkey that flings poo.

[Frostbyte]

You get a free monkey! Im calling him jeeves.

I insert Gabe newell.

[ModderSlodder]

You get a panda

I insert everything

[Narkro555]

He eats the HL2: Episode 3 staff. For the 3rd time.

I insert a crowbar to his face.

[ModderSlodder]

You get TWO crowbars in YOUR face

I insert a shot of web.(lolololol)

[Narkro555]

How do I?

I insert spiderman facepalm