Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1110937 times)

Damnit Trymos, I know that riddle.

You get a new meme, which is just all of the memes smashed together.

*star9578 inserts a piece of candy.

The machine tips over onto you


I tip it back up and insert a hunk of crap

You get a note. That says you are now rich and careless.
it's a riddle! You're supposed to say " you get nothing because you put nothing in! Replace the word nothing with the word it.

Back on topic: the machine prints out a sheet of paper that says the following:

the following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

Don't trust anyone.
Everything i say is a lie.

If a barber shaves all citizens that don't shave themselves, does the barber shave himself?
Then the machine explodes onto your face.

I toss a aperture science weighted storage cube into the debris.

The machine reforms and gives you a companion cube


I insert  :cookieMonster:

You get
* pecon7 inserts 45$

You get... nothing! You lose!
Good day, sir!

I insert fourty-four fish-shaped candies.

The machine eats you

I insert Pecon7

you recieve SPAAAAACE


you insert your face.

I receive my face.


I insert the Blockland Vending Machine.

You receive a snake.
* Isjix inserts an engine

you recieve a waffle.

* Clone inserts a smiley face

your smiley face becomes a




I insert the blockland vending machine into itself
yeayea bump, this topic is too young to die D:

you get a metal necklace.

I insert a love note

DIVIDE BY ZERO
REDUCTION OF NEXUS NOW
ERROR ON LINE 1

You receive an unpleasant reply written by Mr. Grinch.

I insert a haiku poem.

you receive shredded paper

I insert 300$