Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 1104160 times)

I recive a bump and give it to the owner of this thread.


I insert everything in all of space and time but the sun, Earth and a specific vending machine on a rock on Saturn's rings.

Out pops a portal to a new dimenson that you rule

*Insets the sun, moon, all the planets, the stars, all comets into the vending machine.

You get a Companion Cube Plush toy.

I insert my laser burn'd Borderlands for Xbox 360.

you get an achievement unlocked: vending
*clone inserts a chocolate bar

Out pops a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

*Inserts cheez burger.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 12:49:50 PM by Sack Boy »

You get a  :cookie: with the following words written on it:

"The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl".


Sunflowergirl62 inserts a Gun del Sol

The machine spits the Gun del Sol out, which proceeds to break again. Zazie blames Sack Boy.

Inserts meat bun

You get a cute  :panda: that curses you out.

*Skunkman Inserts $1

You get your 1$ back because its either dirty or ripped

*awesomeman322 inserts a crap

The vending machine gets stopped up with the crap and is out of service

Sunlowergirl62 rips the time grid open and pulls the vending machine from before it broke out of it. Chucks the broken vending machine into the rip and closes it. It warps to the year 1850.

Inserts 5£ and selects C-4, freeing Felix from the vending machine! 
« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 11:48:35 PM by Sunflowergirl62 »

Sunlowergirl62 rips the time grid open and pulls the vending machine from before it broke out of it. Chucks the broken vending machine into the rip and closes it. It warps to the year 1850.

Inserts 5£ and selects C-4, freeing Felix from the vending machine! 
You win death :C

You win a me putting you into a vending machine!  =D

Sunflower inserts CJwarrior the douche into the machine.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2011, 08:20:43 AM by Sunflowergirl62 »

you get CJwarrior back because it was either dirty or ripped.

*clone inserts a monkey brain

You get a perfectly cooked tuna melt.

*Sunflower inserts another meat bun (Because that's all she has on her)