Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[carolcat]

You get absolute calamity.

I insert my piano.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

A nuke pops out of the machine and detonates

I insert IkeTheGeneric

[Sir Blocksalot]

Ike pops back out and eats you

Sir Block inserts a Puppy

[weaver123]

I eat the puppy

I insert Skyrim

[TheScout]

You get a dragon.

I insert my face

[weaver123]

You get jizz

I insert 1$

[Mr Man]

I eat weaver123

I insert the holy hand grenade (and count to 3)

[weaver123]

I beat the loving stuff out of you for being a loving DOUCHE, forget YOU!

I insert 1$

[Mr Man]

The machine eats you

I divide by zero

[Alex Man!]

Your brain explodes


I put in a 

[Mr Man]

You then turn around and see your avatar behind you. Things get ugly.


I insert creep bear

[Trymos]

You get a child enthusiast human.

I insert my life savings.

[weaver123]

You get double your life savings

I insert love

[Trymos]

You get Hate.
I insert all of my life savings (including the doubled get)

[Butler]

Someone comes and robs the machine of everything in it.


I insert snake