Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Coolio]

You get opinions.

I insert a box.

[Ad Bot]

[LeeroyBlockhead]

You get said box.

I insert the Blockland Vending Machine! (the op is back after 5 yeas and fixes title).

[Shadowed999]

You get an insta-ban.

* Shadowed inserts all of his runes.

[Coolio]

You get artifacts.
I insert my diamond shovel.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

You get a ghast.

I insert my PEEEEEEENIIIIIIS.

[Alex Man!]

The machine bites it off. Causing you to bleed to death.

I insert my man-boobs.

[PowerDag]

You get my angry voice telling you to host.

* PowerDag inserts a quarter.

[Stocking]

Nothing, not even your change back.

* Stocking inserts a gold bit.

[PowerDag]

Nothing, not even your change back.

* PowerDag inserts a quarter.

[Mr Man]

The machine shoots the quarter back out and it gets embedded into your arm

I insert Chuck Norris

[Coolio]

He comes back out and kills you.

I insert a Tv

[Mr Man]

The machine spits out a slip of paper with the following math problem for you to solve: 6 divided by zero.

I insert a black hole

[Clone v.117]

the machine gives a quadraplegic prostitute
*Clone inserts his rooster...

[TristanLuigi]

the machine gives a quadraplegic prostitute
*Clone inserts his rooster...

You get AIDS!
*TristanBomb inserts the space-time continuum.

[nariofan101]

You got a copy of How to rule all space and time; the technology needed and the skills needed, which was written by hand by Badspot, who is currently ruling an alternate dimension.

BTW I don't know how to do the word which unless it's witch and I know it.

*Nariofan101 inserts a NEKOT peanut butter cracker