Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Mr Man]

You get some research aswell as a permanent boner



I insert my homework

[Ad Bot]

[dargereldren]

You get homework with a big F on it.

* Darg inserts $1,000,000
Off topic:
EDIT: This was on Page 9

[Mr Man]

Slenderman pops out and steals an extra 20$

I insert a clone of the machine

[Da Assassin]

He gets a pie,99 cents,and Shoot Da Whoop

Da Assassin: "Crap,1 cent less than $1! I guess i wasted that dollar..."

"Da Assassin inserts a pie,$1,and Shoot Da Whoop"

[pecon98]

You receive a asdfmovie4.

* pecon98 inserts $1 in pennies.

[Mr Man]

You get $1 in nickels

I insert a creeper

[Pompmaker1]

The machine explodes in your face.
I fix the machine and insert the Higgs Boson Particle.

[Texan101]

You get a photo of the diamond planet.

* Texan101 inserts a Dollar Tree.

[Pompmaker1]

You get a concentrated burst of Calculus.

I insert a chunk of Polonium.

[Pompmaker1]

Since nothing came out, I grab the polonium out of the machine with my bare hands and tear it in half. I then insert whoever looked up polonium on Wikipedia after my last post.

[deadpossom]

Uh. You get nothing.

*DeadPossom inserts a math project that was due yesterday.

[Gojira]

You receive your graded math project.

* Gojira inserts his LAC essay

[Pompmaker1]

You get Yourself.

I insert Three copies of you.

[Eeposs]

I have an orgy.


I insert my 10 incher

[Isjix]

you get a 1 incher

I insert a grenade

then I run