Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Miga]

You fail the internet.

* Miga inserts MORE ICING!

[Ad Bot]

[Slugger]

You earn a free dog, dont worry he pees and poops when ever he wants
* Slugger inserts one dollar

[coolman!!!]

you get a doller then a person comes along and wipes his @$$ with it

* coolman!!! inserts 1p

[GraveDigger]

You get 9,000,000,000,000p.

* GraveDigger inserts a vending machine

[Jakewood]

you get two vending machines

*Jakewood inserts a pocket knife

[Miga]

The pocket knife breaks the machine. Then it fixes itself.

* Miga inserts a time bomb.

[Sheezy]

The vending machine barfs it back out onto you, except you cant get it off of you and you cant disable the bomb.

* Sheezy inserts miga

[Miga]

The vending machine explodes.

...But somehow I live.

* Miga inserts a Celeron processor.

[Telly]

you get a swarm of Vashta Nereda, which eats you instantly!

Telly inserts a sonic screwdriver.

[Shadow86]

Dude srsly, I can't see how this topic is locked, yet we can still post...
Oh well...

You get Sonic the Hedgehog with a screw replacing his left ear.

* Shadow86 steals Sonic from Telly and inserts him back into the vending machine.

[jirue]

You get a Dollar :o

Fixes the machine and inserts  $1 dollar BWUHAHA THE MACHINE IS NOT DESTROYED!!!!

[MegaScience]

The big man behind you gets impatient and beats the crap out of you. I go up to the machine, taking the $50,000 it returned, then have my turn

* MegaScience inserts his finger curiously *

[Runeth]

You get drugs.

*Runeth stopped himself from putting a dollar in the vending machine and ran to MacD and bought a burger with extra green cheese, and wants to get rid of this long text...*

[Shadow86]

You get a modify post button with your green cheese replacing the paper.

* Shadow86 goes wildly crazy while doing the rain dance then suddenly flips a dollar out of someone's portal (from the Handheld Portal Device) and inserts it into the vending machine

BTW, people can use / me (without space) to replicate the red text saying something, coming up as * (yourname) blah blah blah. Or you can do it the harder way,

* (na me)

Now, that would just be some help with these forums, just for the newer members posting on this thread or whatever lol.

[Shadow86]

Sry my modify post button broke so I had to double post.

Waitwtf? Oh well, I'll just leave this post with this text