Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[GregtheMajor5748]

The machine spits you out just as fast as a jet, making you fly to North Korea.

I insert a tape recording Link opening a chest to find BEN.

[Ad Bot]

[Rockinboy2000]

You get a tape recording of you

I insert my money

[Bomb Kirby]

you get a wallet

I insert some ice-cream.

[ßlöükfáce]

You get a photo of a baby that just ate ice cream.

I insert my richard again.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You decided to have love with the machine. However when I saw it, I called the police for "rape".

*I insert a Xbox Two, PS5, and Wii Uni (a console to access all of Nintendo's older consoles starting with NES) from the future

[Zanaran2]

Congratulations! You have just earned Dysentery!
Now you can live a more glamorous life: riding horseback through the ocean shores of California, white-water rafting in the Colorado River, riding a motorcycle through the chilly evening desert plains, and climbing the rugged terrain of the Appalachian Mountains.

I insert turd polish

[Niff]

You get GregTheMajor

I insert Spaceballs (movie)

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got

kikd in the bals

by a Spaceman.

* grgtemjr5748 g0z al d0lan sh-hi t. B3cuz f dis, heie yinrts dolan

(TRANSLATION IF YOU CAN'T READ IT: GregtheMajor5748 goes all Dolan stuff. Because of this, he inserts dolan)

[Niff]

gooby plz

I insert the furry megathread

[GregtheMajor5748]

You got a furry drinking a McFlurry.

* I insert a fridge full of otter pops.

[HellHound]

The vending machine gives you a fridge full of live otters.
I insert a 12 gauge shotgun.

[ßlöükfáce]

You get machine gun ammo.

Inserts machine gun ammo.

[HellHound]

You get a machine gun, devoid of ammo.

I insert a cardboard box

[Blockzillahead]

You get a

I insert a

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Hellhound gets Solid Snake
* Blockzillahead gets a Goomba

* ShadowYoshi294 inserts a key