Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockchip]

You get a flame war
I insert a time machine

[Ad Bot]

[Pngu12970]

the vending machine turns into a tardis and goes back to the 16th century
i insert the doctor into the tardis/vending machine

[Tetrahedron]

You get back his uniform.....

*Tetrahedron inserts his snake*

[TrollBoat]

nothing comes out don't even try


i insert off topc

[Mr Queeba]

You get the aot forums.
I insert Badspot.

[Agent Legit 22]

You get banned

I insert a hacking device that will kill the vending machine!

[ThatRandomGuy]

But the vending machine turns into a transformer and kills you

ThatRandomGUy inserts a half dollar coin.

[the hacker]

You get the second half of the coin.

I insert the Uroburos virus

[Blockchip]

The machine is unable to recognize it, and explodes.
I rebuild it from the 16th century, and in doing so insert a time paradox.

[lilpappaknox]

You get a T-Infinity.

I insert Serious Sam.

[Redconer]

You receive lots of guns

*Redconer inserts soda

[Pie Crust]

You get a "What would Windows 95 taste like?" thread.

* Pie Crust inserts a potato.

[Bomb Kirby]

You get a pototo.

I insert the Blockland Archive boards.

[Pie Crust]

You get "MAPS ARE BACK!!!" threads.

* Pie Crust inserts Bomb Kirby.

[Blockchip]

You get vending machine Kirby

I insert a keyboard