Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[TableSalt]

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I insert a box full of ghosts.

[Ad Bot]

[the hacker]

You get a ghost full of boxes.

I insert a tissue box.

[Blockchip]

You get a surgeon

Aforementioned surgeon inserts a large, fleshy cookie me

[Juncoph]

the surgeon gets a cluwne

i take the clown's hat and put it in the machine

[Blockchip]

You get an NES  game based on the clown

I insert a forced emoji usage 

[Redconer]

A swarm of angry forumers arrives

I insert my empty coke bottle

[Naked Human]

You get recycled Aluminum sheet of metal

I insert meowing kitten

[AtlasBlue]

You receive said kitten, but it no longer meows and it's heart has stopped.

I insert an old Internet meme (for example, "It's over 9000!").

[Aperture Science]

You get one that's even older.

I insert the Creativity board.

[Blocky943]

You get a Community Project.

* Blocky943 inserts himself

[Redconer]

A skeleton pops out

I insert the number 10000

Because this is the 10000th post in this thread

[Chimpanzee]

You get the number 10000, painted in red.

I insert an opened glowstick.

[Ducky duck]

you get a cup of water with cyinide.

I insert 5 feet of snow

[Blockchip]

You get an arm of dirt

I insert a Nintendo GameCube

[shamester]

You get an arm of dirt

I insert a Nintendo GameCube

You get a GameStop card worth $5

I insert Tezuni