Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[}]Crazy[{]

They make quite the attempt to destroy the machine, but fail.

I insert EB Games.

you get BEE games.
i insert insertable objects

[Ad Bot]

[MoltenKitten]

You get a baby

I insert idle

[lilpappaknox]

You get nothing.

I insert this:

[77x5ghost2]

you get a soldier

* 77x5ghost2 inserts

[Rigel]

You get an extra chromosome

I insert my pillow-pet

[bestguy22]

You get a blankie

I insert a bowl of fruit loops

[Blockchip]

The vending machine starts playing an ad for mini-wheats

I insert an ad for mini-wheats

[Col. Burton]

you get frosted flakes

I insert an ovipositioning carrot

[Blockchip]

The vending machine atempts to murder you.

I insert 500g of cocaine

[ThatRandomGuy]

The vending machine turns into a group of SWAT officers who beat you down then place you under arrest

I insert Five nights at Freddies

[77x5ghost2]

you get autism

* 77x5ghost2 inserts Mass Effect 3

[Blockchip]

The vending machine makes a quiet and low-pitched noise, which gradually gets louder and more high-pitched, and then it stops.

I insert five nights at freddy's 2

[bestguy22]

You fall down the stairs tomorrow.

I insert a block of cheese with AIDS (Spongebob)

[jtchoi2003]

The machine gets AIDS and dies



I insert an iPhone and all android phones

[ThatRandomGuy]

You get a handicapped penguin

I insert a copy of AC/DC "Rock or Bust"