Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Blockchip]

You get

I insert a Playstation 2

[Ad Bot]

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

Blockbhip gets a Playstation 1

I insert 1 Chucky Cheese Coin

[Blockchip]

"Blockbhip"?
You get a broken-skee ball

I insert freddy's hat

[jtchoi2003]

You get Freddy...then he chops off your richard

I insert my
 

[DrHitius]

You get
Note: that is a huge loving image
I insert a game

[AtlasBlue]

You get 2 games.

I insert a terrible looking 2006 Yukon.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

You get a terrible looking hooker

I insert a bag o' richards.

[Lego lad]

You get blockoheader2007

I insert star trek

[MoltenKitten]

You get a funeral

I insert 1 thousand die cast cars in mint condition

[Citrus]

You receive one-thousand dead-looking action figures depicting characters from your favorite show's cast.

I insert SCP-198 (Via tongs)

[Seath45]

You receive one-thousand dead-looking action figures depicting characters from your favorite show's cast.

I insert SCP-198 (Via tongs)

You get markiplier

I insert my families crack history (Dear god...)

[Pie Crust]

You get jail.

* Pie Crust inserts a tuna jar.

[Seath45]

You get jail.

* Pie Crust inserts a tuna jar.

You get a rabid air breathing shark


I insert Morgan Freeman

[Citrus]

As his muffled screams are silenced, the machine begins to shake violently.
Approximately two minutes later, a foil pack of green pills is dispensed.

Taking one of these will grant you Morgan Freeman's voice for five hours.

I insert my brain. (Don't ask how.)

[Alyx Vance]

You get brans.


I insert technology